Sup!!!

Willa: “ Oh, my God. Just so you know, I’m… I’m a virgin, pretty much.”

*Umbrella comes on* Me:

I made some edits to their papers. Should be enough to get us through the checkpoint and onto the skiff.

You will see death in all its beauty, life as it is only known at the very point of the death. You alone, of all creatures, can see death with that impunity. You alone under the rising moon can strike like the hand of God.

Harry breaking the fourth wall

She passed. You didn’t. The Slayer is not the only one who must perform in this situation. I’ve recommended to the Council, and they’ve agreed, that you be relieved of your duties as Watcher immediately. You’re fired.

I forgave you much. It gives you all the power between us. I am powerless in my love for you. You tried to kill me, and I did nothing.

We’re very sorry, okay?

342 Children

Please do not tell Mother.

sirs, your fondness is showing...

Wanda, who is that?