Cutie

You're so calm about everything. Well... I'm with you.

Unorthodox

#Literally me

The attention I can enjoy. It’s the rest I could do without. My father seems content to sell me off to whatever lord has the biggest castle.

Calling the police

ILYA ROZANOV: bisexual depressed russian terminator comedian with insane queerdar who’ll fight a stupid canadian wolf bird barehanded but is actually a scaredy-cat who loves pasta and getting on the nerves of the love of his life aka shane hollander.

Absolutley

the sluttiest thing a man can do