#Literally me

The attention I can enjoy. It’s the rest I could do without. My father seems content to sell me off to whatever lord has the biggest castle.

Calling the police

ILYA ROZANOV: bisexual depressed russian terminator comedian with insane queerdar who’ll fight a stupid canadian wolf bird barehanded but is actually a scaredy-cat who loves pasta and getting on the nerves of the love of his life aka shane hollander.

Absolutley

the sluttiest thing a man can do

“When we met, I had come to believe that the world was a really dark place. And for the last eight years, you’ve shown me just how much light there really is. I mean— you have healed me in places I didn’t even know were broken. And I promise you, I promise to spend the rest of our lives doing everything I can to be worthy of that love.”

Know any good tutors?

friendly tits

Yes you

Bye