Not long ago

“Though I do understand how you can get lost in those abs.”

Just taking a Shower

Good Crazy

I don't believe in Credit Cards

Does that make any sense to you? It doesn’t make any sense to me. I don’t think it makes any sense to your dad, either. - Maybe it did when you wrote it.

Just a Trash Can

Nobody reads the Signs

The Corona Stragey

Holy F***

You should learn to knock! It’s not a day for knocking

#family gatherings be like

Uh, see you Sunday?